Urbanized

The Urban Dictionary defines a Library Bitch as ...

... the scary old lady in the library that yells at you for moving a computer screen a lil bit. She probably has a penis.

Well, they're half right. Except that I'm not an old lady; in fact, I am not a lady at all. Which means yes, I do in fact have a penis. Although I don't particularly enjoy yelling at people at random -- I'd much rather hit them in the ear with a wooden stick. That's just me.

But let's not get into an argument over semantics.

I'd just like to say that I think an amended definition may be in order:

Library Bitch
A librarian who treats stupid people the way they ought to be treated: as stupid people.

The way I figure it, my dog is smarter than some of our patrons, and he still gets yelled at (and sometimes smacked across the nose) when he does something stupid. So, if logic is to hold, then in that case ...

... well, you get the idea.

World's not fair, man.