The Keyword on the Street

Took a moment just now to look at my stats software; haven't done a keyword analysis in some time. It's truly hilarious the things some people are searching for out there.

The following are the ten most recent unintentional search terms used, which led people to Library Bitch. What I mean by 'unintentional' is, these people were most likely not searching for this blog. Intentional searches for LB, like the site name or post names, have been left off the list.


The Ten Most Recent Unintentional Searches Leading People To Visit Library Bitch

librarian gangsta
bitch chinese symbol
beautiful faketits
nyc bitch committee
picking up librarians
librarian fetish
how to pick up bitches
mervin watley
bitch pole
who is that bitch G


The coolest one, I think, is "Mervin Watley". Some dude Googled the name, probably his own, and wound up at the relatively innocuous
Merv Watley post. Poor fella.

And no, I don't even want to know what the hell a "bitch pole" is.

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FYI along similar lines:

"Strap-on Sex" is apparently an authorized LC subject heading.
Who knew?

See for yourself at LOC.